Belated Birthday Post!
Hi everybody! I had planned to post this for Dean's birthday last Thursday. Unfortunately I didn't have internet service at home until last night. So I'm just doing this now as a belated birthday greeting for the best big brother in the world, Dean Winchester.
This isn't really anything new but I haven't seen this being done before. At least in the sites that I've been visiting which admittedly aren't that many. But I thought, wouldn't it be nice if there was a list of all the witty/snarky/smarta** lines from Dean in Season 1?
This isn't really anything new but I haven't seen this being done before. At least in the sites that I've been visiting which admittedly aren't that many. But I thought, wouldn't it be nice if there was a list of all the witty/snarky/smarta** lines from Dean in Season 1?
Here be what I call Deanisms.
Pilot:
- Driver picks the music, shotgun shuts his cakehole.
- Hunting isn't exactly a Pro-ball career.
- No Sir, we were just leaving. Agent Mulder, Agent Scully.
- Ok, thank you, Unsolved Mysteries.
- No chick-flick moments.
Wendigo:
- Corporeal? Excuse me, Professor.
- Well sweetheart? I don't do shorts.
- Tell me, Bambi or Yogi ever hunt you back?
- Besides, that's probably the most honest I've ever been with a woman. Ever.
Dead in the Water:
- Oh, God. We're not gonna have to hug or anything are we?
- College Boy, thinks he's so smart.
- Who are you? And what have done to my brother? (I know, I know this is not Dean's but I've always loved this line from Sam so I
thought I'd include it. What? Its my journal and I can do what I want in it. ;-)
Phantom Traveller:
- Man, I look like one of the Blues Brothers.
- Ha, these monkey suits do come in handy.
- I'll try to ignore the irony in that. (Dean's reply to Jerry saying the crash happened in Nazareth)
Bloody Mary:
- Sam: Why did you let me sleep?
Dean: Cause I'm an awesome brother. (Needed to include Sam's line for context)
- Do I look like Paris Hilton?
- Besides a whole new level of frustration?
- Hey Sam, that's gotta be like what, 600 yrs. bad luck?
Skin:
- He's not stupid, he picked the handsome one.
- Man, that's not even a good picture.
- But the first thing, we gotta find that handsome devil and kick the holy crap out of him.
Hookman:
- Dude, sorority girls. Think we'll see a naked pillow fight? Nah!
- Man, have you been holding out on me? This college thing is awesome!
Bugs:
- Matt, we had a plan. What happened to the plan?
Home:
- Ok random, where did that come from?
Asylum:
- Hey Sam, who do you think is a hotter psychic? Patricia Arquette, Jennifer Love Hewitt or you?
Scarecrow:
- Dude, you fugly.
- Nice tat.
Route 666:
- We'll be working things out when we're 90.
- In the middle of nowhere with a killer truck up my ass!
- Sam: Just an interesting observation, in an observationally interesting way. (remember, my journal. LOL!)
Provenance:
- Thank you, Capt. Obvious.
- I'm still waiting for the movie on that.
- Ok genius, let me grab my battering ram.
Well that's it. I know its not complete and that I've skipped some of the episodes. And if anyone has something they want to add then go ahead. This is just my own little way of greeting an awesome character a very happy birthday.
Thanks for dropping by!
Pilot:
- Driver picks the music, shotgun shuts his cakehole.
- Hunting isn't exactly a Pro-ball career.
- No Sir, we were just leaving. Agent Mulder, Agent Scully.
- Ok, thank you, Unsolved Mysteries.
- No chick-flick moments.
Wendigo:
- Corporeal? Excuse me, Professor.
- Well sweetheart? I don't do shorts.
- Tell me, Bambi or Yogi ever hunt you back?
- Besides, that's probably the most honest I've ever been with a woman. Ever.
Dead in the Water:
- Oh, God. We're not gonna have to hug or anything are we?
- College Boy, thinks he's so smart.
- Who are you? And what have done to my brother? (I know, I know this is not Dean's but I've always loved this line from Sam so I
thought I'd include it. What? Its my journal and I can do what I want in it. ;-)
Phantom Traveller:
- Man, I look like one of the Blues Brothers.
- Ha, these monkey suits do come in handy.
- I'll try to ignore the irony in that. (Dean's reply to Jerry saying the crash happened in Nazareth)
Bloody Mary:
- Sam: Why did you let me sleep?
Dean: Cause I'm an awesome brother. (Needed to include Sam's line for context)
- Do I look like Paris Hilton?
- Besides a whole new level of frustration?
- Hey Sam, that's gotta be like what, 600 yrs. bad luck?
Skin:
- He's not stupid, he picked the handsome one.
- Man, that's not even a good picture.
- But the first thing, we gotta find that handsome devil and kick the holy crap out of him.
Hookman:
- Dude, sorority girls. Think we'll see a naked pillow fight? Nah!
- Man, have you been holding out on me? This college thing is awesome!
Bugs:
- Matt, we had a plan. What happened to the plan?
Home:
- Ok random, where did that come from?
Asylum:
- Hey Sam, who do you think is a hotter psychic? Patricia Arquette, Jennifer Love Hewitt or you?
Scarecrow:
- Dude, you fugly.
- Nice tat.
Route 666:
- We'll be working things out when we're 90.
- In the middle of nowhere with a killer truck up my ass!
- Sam: Just an interesting observation, in an observationally interesting way. (remember, my journal. LOL!)
Provenance:
- Thank you, Capt. Obvious.
- I'm still waiting for the movie on that.
- Ok genius, let me grab my battering ram.
Well that's it. I know its not complete and that I've skipped some of the episodes. And if anyone has something they want to add then go ahead. This is just my own little way of greeting an awesome character a very happy birthday.
Thanks for dropping by!

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This is an awesome list!! I remember that "Agent Mulder, Agent Scully," line in the first commercial I ever saw, the summer before the show started, and I couldn't wait to see this show.
I've noticed, when picking quotes to use, that Dean pretty much gets all the best lines, and Jensen really does them justice with his delivery.
I really think you should keep this up and add to it. It's a wonderful resource. It made me laugh a lot. :)
I knew there were more that I'd forgotten! Thanks, tariel!
And wow, you're fast! LOL! Maybe I'll take your advice and add more to this. We'll see. :-)
See you around....
*giggles at Dean*
P.S. Love the Sam lines too!
1. Dean to officer: Are we talking misdemeanor kind of trouble or squeal like a pig kinda trouble?
2. Officer to Dean: Is there anything real about you?
Dean: My boobs.
*drools over Dean*
ahem, I mean um,
*appreciates Dean's quick wit*
You're my first post to another account!!
Be careful though, I'm in a button poking mood!
Really, I'm just happy that I remembered my password this time.
Welcome to the other side! LOL! I'm so happy to see you over here and thank you for stopping by.
Be careful though, I'm in a button poking mood!
You be careful you don't poke one button too many and not be able to go back to TVG! ;-)
Srsly though, I'm glad to see you here. Looking forward to read a post from yooouuu! ;-)
*happy dance*